Noncanonical Texts

Bolton Abbey and Mount St. Odile Script Fragments

Wednesday, March 29, 2006

Chapter 31

Verses 19-25

'There will be rumours of the Beadle, but still the Beadle will not have come. Many false Jeremy Beadles will come, but you may know them by the quality of their capes and tricks. When the Edmonds rises to proclaim the Gotcha, the path will be prepared for the coming of the Beadle. These will be dark times and many will run to the hills and hide. But they will find no relief from the power of You've Been Framed. Those who have followed in the way of the Edmonds will be spared, but those who rejected him will suffer in torment and agony, crying "Watch out, Beadle's about!" No one can know the exact day and time of his coming, although it is likely to be a Saturday evening around about six o'clock at some point in the early nineties.'


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