Noncanonical Texts

Bolton Abbey and Mount St. Odile Script Fragments

Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Chapter 153

Verses 13-24

Sitting down upon the rocky ledge he began to speak to the crowd, saying:

"Be good. Be really really good. Don't be bad. That would be really bad. Don't tell lies and stuff. It can be very difficult sometimes to tell the truth, but its easy for me because I have a massive willy."

When he had finished saying these things he got up to leave, but a flock of disgruntled geese surrounded him, dashing him to oblivion before the crowd. It was late on the fourth day, and everyone went home for their tea.


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